It's Just on Fire!
Access the audio version here. I curse expectations. It would help if I admit that the smoke alarm in our house has an overactive thyroid. It has an extremely high opinion of itself. It’s trigger happy. A drama queen. Overzealous. Unrelenting. And worst of all, deafening. It’s almost given me a heart attack. It’s so loud that your mind can’t force your body to get close enough to fan the air to make it stop. Human cells are scared shitless. It made Chuck Norris cry. Okay, may