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The Comfy Slide into Middle Age
While glancing in a public restroom mirror (not the most flattering light in which to observe oneself), a routine thought crossed my mind: p
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On Stage: A Lesson in Failure
I was living near Amarillo, Texas in a small town named Canyon in a dry county. And I mean dry. Like a sizzling breeze that blasts your...
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The Legend of Poo Pourri
A few years ago, someone gave us a bottle of Poo Pourri. The concept is genius: mix really strong herbs with kick-ass essential oils,...
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Quickness at Fifty
While walking on the trail recently, a little garter snake slithered onto my path. I don’t dislike snakes, I’m just uncomfortable with the w
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Unemployable?
With every passing experience, the reasons I don’t “fit in” to modern organizations continue to grow. Even though the Google generation pref
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Varmint Hyperbole
When I say fluff, I’m not talking about the cavity-enhancer that complements peanut butter. I’m referring to an accumulation of hair,...
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You're Getting Older
Had I been able to speak, I might have said something like, “What the fuck?!” I’m told this is not an odd phrase to pour from the mouth of a
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On the Noze: a Lesson in Humility
I don’t mind wounds. I’ve broken my nose, sprained ankles and even had a minor fracture. You get good mileage from a colorful wound or a set
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