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Going Gray
I’m going gray. Matter of fact, I’m not going, I’ve arrived. I caught the bus and rode that sucker out of town without even a ticket. I...
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On the Back of a Horse
When I slipped from the womb, all that kept me from climbing on the back of a horse was my lack of mobility. And a horse, of course. Due...
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I'm From Iowa
I miss some things about living in Iowa: Watching television from the davenport. Tying my tennis shoes to play outside. Enjoying a bubbly...
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The Comfy Slide into Middle Age
While glancing in a public restroom mirror (not the most flattering light in which to observe oneself), a routine thought crossed my mind: p
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The Legend of Poo Pourri
A few years ago, someone gave us a bottle of Poo Pourri. The concept is genius: mix really strong herbs with kick-ass essential oils,...
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Quickness at Fifty
While walking on the trail recently, a little garter snake slithered onto my path. I don’t dislike snakes, I’m just uncomfortable with the w
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Another Reason to Cheer for the Cubs
My cousins were in town. Cousins are a different type of relative. They're like “breakfast.” You can either take it or leave it. And if...
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Sex Over 50: A Satire (And That's Probably an Insult to the Term)
Recently we drove through scenic Alburtis, Pennsylvania where I picked up some great curbside appeal ideas. Like endless ways to use...
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The Tale of Two Cats
I had two indoor cats. Then I had two outdoor cats. Actually they were the same cats, I just recycled them. Don’t get me wrong. They were...
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Varmint Hyperbole
When I say fluff, I’m not talking about the cavity-enhancer that complements peanut butter. I’m referring to an accumulation of hair,...
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On the Noze: a Lesson in Humility
I don’t mind wounds. I’ve broken my nose, sprained ankles and even had a minor fracture. You get good mileage from a colorful wound or a set
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