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Whether You're Ready or Not, It's Gonna Happen
Access the audio version here . At the recommendation of an overly ambitious friend, I've signed up for an event called the "AtoZ Challenge," coincidentally the caption of the above picture. I call attention to the above referenced image only because it took me so long to insert it into this blog on my son's Mac, I need confirmation for my soul that you've at least looked at it. When someone mentions a challenge, I figure one of two things will happen: I'll either embrace i
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After the Laughter
Access the audio version here. My dad was the caretaker for his parents for years. I don’t know how many exactly but he’s definitely a...
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Blame the Dog
Our dog weighs six pounds. Her name is Sweet. I tell people right off the bat, “That’s deceptive.” Sweet likes to hibernate in winter....
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Is This a Good Time to Bring Up My Episiotomy?
I have a bad shoulder. It’s not horrible, like some, but it’s inconvenient enough that I’ve now mastered working it into conversation...
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Imaginary Frat Friends
My son is an only child. He’s also the only one who gets blamed when I can’t find something and the only one who gets to take out the...
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On the Back of a Horse
When I slipped from the womb, all that kept me from climbing on the back of a horse was my lack of mobility. And a horse, of course. Due...
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I'm From Iowa
I miss some things about living in Iowa: Watching television from the davenport. Tying my tennis shoes to play outside. Enjoying a bubbly...
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It's Just on Fire!
Access the audio version here. I curse expectations. It would help if I admit that the smoke alarm in our house has an overactive...
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The Tale of Two Cats
I had two indoor cats. Then I had two outdoor cats. Actually they were the same cats, I just recycled them. Don’t get me wrong. They were...
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Varmint Hyperbole
When I say fluff, I’m not talking about the cavity-enhancer that complements peanut butter. I’m referring to an accumulation of hair,...
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