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Whether You're Ready or Not, It's Gonna Happen
Access the audio version here . At the recommendation of an overly ambitious friend, I've signed up for an event called the "AtoZ Challenge," coincidentally the caption of the above picture. I call attention to the above referenced image only because it took me so long to insert it into this blog on my son's Mac, I need confirmation for my soul that you've at least looked at it. When someone mentions a challenge, I figure one of two things will happen: I'll either embrace i
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After the Laughter
Access the audio version here. My dad was the caretaker for his parents for years. I don’t know how many exactly but he’s definitely a...
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The Beat of Baseball
If you’re not a fan of baseball, you’re probably equally confused by the new rules. Wait. I guess that’s obvious. When I don’t know what...
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Confident?
My husband thinks I’m confident. He wonders why. My answer is simple: I think I’m far prettier than I am. Really. I see younger bodies,...
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Is This a Good Time to Bring Up My Episiotomy?
I have a bad shoulder. It’s not horrible, like some, but it’s inconvenient enough that I’ve now mastered working it into conversation...
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Imaginary Frat Friends
My son is an only child. He’s also the only one who gets blamed when I can’t find something and the only one who gets to take out the...
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Going Gray
I’m going gray. Matter of fact, I’m not going, I’ve arrived. I caught the bus and rode that sucker out of town without even a ticket. I...
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On the Back of a Horse
When I slipped from the womb, all that kept me from climbing on the back of a horse was my lack of mobility. And a horse, of course. Due...
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I'm From Iowa
I miss some things about living in Iowa: Watching television from the davenport. Tying my tennis shoes to play outside. Enjoying a bubbly...
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It's Just on Fire!
Access the audio version here. I curse expectations. It would help if I admit that the smoke alarm in our house has an overactive...
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The Last Laugh
I had shoulder surgery. I've whined about it so much I'm surprised if this is the first you've heard. When I walked into the hospital the...
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The Comfy Slide into Middle Age
While glancing in a public restroom mirror (not the most flattering light in which to observe oneself), a routine thought crossed my mind: p
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NYPD Blue It's Not
We were just trying to get home – my husband, my ten-year-old son, and our six pound dog. But a block from a family picnic, seventy miles...
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On Stage: A Lesson in Failure
I was living near Amarillo, Texas in a small town named Canyon in a dry county. And I mean dry. Like a sizzling breeze that blasts your...
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The Legend of Poo Pourri
A few years ago, someone gave us a bottle of Poo Pourri. The concept is genius: mix really strong herbs with kick-ass essential oils,...
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Quickness at Fifty
While walking on the trail recently, a little garter snake slithered onto my path. I don’t dislike snakes, I’m just uncomfortable with the w
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Another Reason to Cheer for the Cubs
My cousins were in town. Cousins are a different type of relative. They're like “breakfast.” You can either take it or leave it. And if...
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Sex Over 50: A Satire (And That's Probably an Insult to the Term)
Recently we drove through scenic Alburtis, Pennsylvania where I picked up some great curbside appeal ideas. Like endless ways to use...
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The Tale of Two Cats
I had two indoor cats. Then I had two outdoor cats. Actually they were the same cats, I just recycled them. Don’t get me wrong. They were...
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Varmint Hyperbole
When I say fluff, I’m not talking about the cavity-enhancer that complements peanut butter. I’m referring to an accumulation of hair,...
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